1. You feel like snooping in other people’s computers all the time … just for the hell of it!
2. Punk music isn’t so bad after all
3. You never smoked before the Millennium, but do now; Marlboro light, of course
4. You just got a bike licence and hair dye
5. You demand Swedish as language subject at school (if you are student outside Sweden)
6. You feel like boxing (someone)
7. You use nicknames on the Internet like “Salander”, “WASP”, “Pippi”, “Sally”, “Micke” and sometimes ”Paolo”
8. Tattoos? Piercings? Yes, please!
9. Billy Pan pizza is in the freezer – always
10. Doing my colleague? Hmm … why not?! 
11. Big Blonde Men are evil. Period.
12. You always have electro-gun, tattoo equipment and gasoline and matches handy – just to get even
13. Apple is the shit
14. Big government is hiding something. And you just know it!
15. Wasps are the coolest bugs
16. Your name is Mikael (or Michael), you insist on being called Micke (but NOT Kalle!!)
17. You probably opened a Bible and looked after those numbers from first book/movie (be honest now!)
18. You never deal with lawyers who wear tiny moustaches
19. You have several different (sexual) relationships going on at any given time – and are not afraid to add one more, just for the hell of it! 
20. You always change between using two cellphones just in case someone is watching you.
21. You entertain fantasies about getting shot and surviving. How hard can it be?
22. You don’t mind stealing millions of dollars from foreign accounts via hacking, as long as you steal from the bad guys
23. If you are short and small, you think it’s cool now.Really, what was the problem anyway?!
24. Sleep at night? What – why?!
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More fun!
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The list above is a slightly adapted version of Kitane Olsgard’s brilliant list on our Millennium Forever Facebook group. Thanks Kit!!
i laughed my ass off throughb this whole list, dude total genius. 13 is my personal favorite XD
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